Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

La La gets asked to politely "get the F&%^ out of here"

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Here is Ms. La La, AKA the voice of reason in all those Flavor of Love reunions, going ape-sh** after being kicked out of last night's Nuggets-Mavericks game. The game was in Dallas, where her 4-year fiancee Carmelo Anthony and Co. failed to sweep the Mavericks. I guess she and the two confused-looking/older-looking."wiser"-looking women got into a heated argument. This is not a good look for her.

Another point: why have they been engaged for 4-years? Shouldn't their be a limit on how long you are engaged. If you have been engaged more than 2 years, you either have to do a shotgun wedding in Vegas or call the whole thing off because one of you does not really want to get married.

Monday, December 24, 2007

I remember that girl, she was a hoe... for sho'


XXL Magazine named Angel Lola Luv their "eye candy of the year." To be honest, I dont really care, but when I found out she had a pair of fake tits and a silicon ass, I got kinda pissed. Im not gay, I swear to God Im not gay, but I dont understand why so many girls get plastic surgery. A girl starts off lookin pretty good, but then she tries to make herself "perfect" and ends up lookin unnatural.


It doesn't matter if a girl doesn't look perfect. Us guys arent as dumb as we sometimes seem. We can think with the head on our shoulders as opposed to the one in our pants at times. We know there is no naturally perfect girl out there. We've come to grips with that. For me, I look at girls with fake body parts and immediately assume they're a whore. It doesn't matter how nice they are, I know their is a slut in there somewhere. A little word of advice to any girl reading this blog: if you get too much plastic surgery, you're gonna end up lookin like Tiffany Patterson, the laughing stock of America. Now Im finding out that Kim Kardashian might have a fake ass. Well I already knew she was a whore.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Who's the Next...




youtube star- since the new haircut thing is getting old i found the new internet superstar watch and see what i mean

Big Rapper(s)- Kidz In the Hall mayne. Naledge is the next big emcee. and double-o is also a great producer who goes along with naledge vocals like milk and cookies


celebrity train wreck/whore- None other than Jamie lynn Spears. She has the credentials to be the greatest whore hollywood, hollyhood, or 3 6 mafia has ever seen! Cmon she is pregnant at age 16, not to mention shes keeping the baby, and also shes britneys little sister. thats unfair man, mark my words she will be the greatest celebrity slut since Paris Hilton

celebrity to go to rehab- Gunther from the TV show friends. Why? what else does he have going for him. I dont even know his real name. Plus he was a tool o the show, so by law he is a tool in real life. the picture below just screams rehab

Celebrity to show their vagina in public- i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say its going to be a festivial one night and Barbra Walters. She always loves talking about vaginas or pet names for vaginas etc.

big movie- The Dark Knight is gonna be ILLnasty. Christain Bale making a second appearance in his most comfortable role. Micheal Caine and Morgan freeman also return and im pretty excited its gonna be really good