The 2nd classiest song on planet Earth. Often imitated, never duplicated.
I've been providing all 340,000 daily visitors with some fantastic '80s baby-making jams. Well, it's all been building to this. This is the preeminent power-love jam, in my high opinion. If your girlfriend's name is Jessie, this song is kind of dirty, but in a good way. The only time I wouldn't play this bad boy would be if your girlfriend and you have a mutual friend named Jessie who has a smokin' hot girlfriend. That will not end well for anybody.
It's time for some Lionel. He's the guy your parents listened to while doing the dirty-- and if that doesn't make you horny, nothing will. This video is both innovative and mind-blowing. How the hell did Lionel get on those walls and, eventually, the ceiling? Is he a devil worshiper? Does that explain Nicole Ritchie's existence?
What can I say? No band utilizes technology like The Cars. The part where they rock out on top of that bar of soap? Classic. The part where the lead singer became a bee? Thought provoking. The part where he removes his face and a bunch of water pours out? Fantastic.
Here we go on day 2 of project "Let's Class this Shit Up." Today, I bring you a nice live performance of Invisible Touch (I've always had a theory this song is about handjobs) by Genesis in 1992.
Look at Phil Collins rock out! If you aren't familiar with Collins' work, I highly suggest the Tarzan soundtrack as a reference point ('Cause you'll be in my heart/Yes, you'll be in my heart/From this day on/Now and forever more). If you are questioning Phil Collins as a certified bad-ass, you need to see his first album cover. In the words of Patton Oswalt: "He's pretty fuckin' dark man. Look at him. HE'S WEARING SNEAKERS WITH A SUIT!"
While everyone else has been busy popping boners to Best I Ever Had, I've been busy scouring the information super-highway to find the best music videos from a little time period i like to call the GREATEST TIME IN MUSIC HISTORY (some of you less intelligent people refer to it as the '80s.)
So, without further procrastination, open your ears up to the genre of synth-pop bitch! This video muight be a little surreal for you (where the hell did those instruments come from at the begining?), but trust me. You put this song on when you've got a girl in your dorm room and IT IS ON.
"Shaq texts and Twitters me all the time saying he wants to fight Brock Lesnar. He's been training for 10 years; Shaq's probably the only dude in the NBA that can actually fight ... I told Shaq, I said listen, 'Win another NBA championship this year and then we'll talk next year.''I'd watch it, maybe not pay for it, but I'd sure as hell watch it.
