Thursday, April 30, 2009

Did he cook up some crack before practice?

Look how jittery he is. Plus, he says Brandon Roy (no relation to Patrick) is better than Kobe and LeBron. To add, he talks about how one of his friends in jail is better than almost the entire NBA. Any time I need to go get quotes on anything (global warming, the stockmarket, swine flu, Stan Van Gundy's resemblence to Ron Jeremy, the war in Iraq, the latest episode of Gossip Girl, the best toothpaste, whether or not Keanu Reaves is gay, how to spell Keanu Reeves, the dual between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr, how much steroids Triple-H does on the daily, the underlying masculine motifs of Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart, whether or not Tupac is still alive, the odds of success for a Macaulay Culkin-Michael Jackson film in which the ambiguously gay duo portray Lewis and Clark) I'm going to Ron Artest. He has replaced the Ol' Dirty Bastard (R.I.P.) as most quotable celebrity.

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