Monday, August 18, 2008

This Summer, Redemption is Spelled U-S-A


The men's USA basketball squad laid the hammer on Dirk and his fellow sorry-ass Deuches today, finsihing 5-0 in its pool. Talk about having something to prove; the dudes repping the stars and stripes are averaging 103 PPG and a 32-point margin of victory. After the game, Lebron was interviewed by the eccentric Craig Sager, and admitted the team is still playing with a chip on its shoulder, which is just what its nation wants to hear. F*ck Ric Bucher and all those analysts hating on the boys in red white and blue. This gold is in the bag

Bonus: Peep Lebron and Kobe acting like little kids while cheering on their boy here

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