Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Floyd Mayweather gets paid just to pretend to fight

If you know anything about the circus that is the WWE, you know the "sport" will do anything to get attention. Last year, the company's founder, Vince McMahon, hired Donald Trump to shave his head at Wrestlemania. This year, the company is paying $20 million to Floyd Mayweather to wrestle the Big Show at Wrestlemania in Orlando. Mayweather made $35 million last year when he fought Oscar De La Hoya. So, Mayweather can get filthy rich fighting for real or fake fighting? The man has joined Hannah Montana as the only people who are legally allowed to print their own money.

If you know anything about wrestling, you know there has to be a storyline. Here is the Mayweather storyline (It may be a little confusing so I'll try to explain):

Here we have a tiny man in a mask who appers to be hurt. Medical "experts" have come to his aid but a giant ugly man just appeared and started talking to everybody. Now he is deciding to hurt the tiny man because he is one of the few truly evil people on this earth. He is yelling at Mayweather, who just happens to be at the evebt and sitting ringside. Now, Mayweather is ounching the giant man in the face.

Here we have a review of the first video. Now the Giant is apologizing to Mayweather. Mayweather says he is the best fighter alive. The big man lets Floyd walk away before challenging him to a fight. Wouldn't you know it. Mayweather accepts. Who says this stuff is fake?? JK

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